If you’re the world’s biggest douche, then you’ll love this digital journal that records the details of your sexual escapades, including the name, picture, and contact info for each notch on your bedpost, because come on, you can’t be expected to keep track of all that shit, bro.

You can also give each encounter a “pleasure rating” of up to five stars and note other relevant info, like how trashed you were during the encounter, whether you used a condom, and whether you had an orgasm.

The only data you won’t need to enter is whether you’re going to hell, because, obviously.